Know Your Own Power
By: Laurie-Beth Robbins
I turned 42 last month, adopted a rescue dog, and devoured as many green olives stuffed with sundried tomatoes (my favorite “charcuterie item” or snack, in the world) as a grand and righteous birthday week could fit in.
During that interval too however, I walked across my living room floor and reached for my relatively new cell phone. I had messages to check, or so I convinced myself on one morning. But instead of retrieving voicemails, I very readily experienced, and on just my approach, a little static electricity “shock,” (in a nanosecond, if even that), which in turn wiped out, that’s right – kaput, dead, zapped, gone – my phone’s functionality entirely.
Stranger things have happened of course, but really? Is my energy THAT powerful? And worthy of slaying electronic devices even? A static shock? Like when the socks and blankets come out of the dryer? Come on now! Couldn’t the phone simply pause and then reboot or something? Long story shorter, it couldn’t.
Even after removing the battery, moving my wall charger to a different outlet, turning the device on and off; (or trying but to no avail) AND calling Sprint, (which only got me the number of a local dealer), I was praying and hoping for ANYTHING that I could do, to remedy my ridiculous and yet incredulously real situation.
I paced, I stressed, and I kept punching the power button on my phone. “Let me FIX this silly and unbelievable fluke, let me figure this out…”
That cell phones were non-existent at one time, and not too long ago at that, doesn’t matter during those all too frustrating moments. As society has conditioned us to become quite dependent on these little toys, and to use them for our modes of communication more than any face to face compassionate and articulate sit down or personal exchange.
As a beautiful cousin of mine often asks, and aloud from our great world, “Is there weird voodoo or something that I can do to fix this funky scenario? Because I’ll totally do it!”
Suddenly I was beyond stressed, about some mere appliance or gadget even, (Tsk, tsk), and in turn losing sight of something far more important (and furry) that sat at my feet.
With my husband graciously babysitting our dogs, I found myself driving, and for the first time in years without a cell phone, to a nearby Sprint repair shop avec my broken device. And while I felt like a real raving lunatic, walking into the phone store, and telling my story which I couldn’t rightfully believe fully myself; the charming young man at the desk (age 18 perhaps, or maybe 22) knew that drill and quite well.
“I used to work at Staples,” the seemingly boy informed me very quickly, “and we always had to touch a metal pole, and wear special bracelets and such, as to discharge that potential or possibility of a static electricity shock, when turning on a computer or anything like that.”
Skipping physics class all those years in school (as to go to the art room and paint) may have been authentically good for my soul. But suddenly, I was a grown up woman who didn’t even know that “static cling” (or this kind of thing) had more power than the vast garlic induced flatulence in my house even. Who knew?
Pilots are taught that they should connect a ground wire to their plane before filling their tank, to prevent a spark jumping from the fueling hose to the open gas tank nozzle. (And hence the whole package blowing up to Armageddon).
Professionals in the fuel handling business know this sacred law as well.
But the poor schmuck getting gas at the local quick stop may not have a clue, (admittedly I didn’t), that he/she should touch metal before filling up their trusty car.
“You ALWAYS want to be certain to touch something metal before going near your phone,” the Sprint rep continued, “or near any device; as to completely DISSIPATE any damaging energy.”
And it was right then, standing in the Sprint store on the seacoast of New Hampshire, when a light went off in my ambulatory mind, and one that shed so much insight, and helped me tremendously with the dealings of my precious dear DOGS nonetheless!
That’s right, Jews touch and kiss a mezuzah (decorative symbolic and holy ornament affixed to the doorway of their home) when coming or leaving their house. Catholics may bless themselves with holy water, while pantomiming the sign of the cross, whenever entering a church. The superstitious throw salt over one shoulder. The geriatric set (and the highly dysfunctional lot of individuals out there too) munch down a “little blue pill” before sex. The president of the United States even, immediately, upon exiting his helicopter after each land, very distinctly assumes the position, and then aptly “salutes!”
But the young techies at Staples? They touch metal. Lesson learned.
And EVEN MORE POWERFUL than THAT lesson, (for me), was the wake up call then too, that we must always clear our negative energy and ilk as well, or discharge it somehow, before entering the personal space of any dog.
Despite how crummy we may feel, how insurmountable our external factors and obstacles may to us at any time seem, or how stressed and depressed we are about the little or the big that we encounter during any week; WE, (as compassionate dog owners and lovers), need to put that ball of fecal matter away.
Our dogs after all, as any expert in that field will reveal, serve as mirrors to our own colorful soul. They show us when we’re acting out of sorts, and they even make it easy (yet STILL we humans don’t always “get it”) as they merely imitate what they’re “picking up” from us, and they do such with impeccable precision. (Whether we’re ready to admit that or not).
Just like the cell phone, that quite unfathomably could instantly die, and from a static electricity shock passed through just one little finger, a dog will smell, absorb, emulate and compete with, whatever nutty behavior he is feeling from his master and his surroundings.
Perhaps one needs to cry in the shower, or drive to a friend’s house and just vent and get all of their heinous day “out.” Ripping up old phonebooks even, can do wonders for channeling stress, and in creative, cathartic, and clever directions!
Before we encounter our dear dogs therefore, it behooves us all tremendously to “get it right” or to calm entirely down, as just not to ignite something that’s quite out of control, and which leads to long lasting and unpleasant realms of behavior, spilling lucidly from all involved.
I will never forget when I was attending another individual’s birthday celebration, some years ago, at which the two dogs I had then were invited along. Once there however, I was not only mortified and ashamed by the erratic behavior that oozed from my canines and out of every pore, (despite each pup having been to that specific house and near those very people multiple times); but I was flabbergasted and puzzled as to why my sweet dogs were acting so very angrily and undeniably bad.
My youngest dog violently air snapped and growled horribly at a man who merely sat down on a seat somewhat near to him. My other dog ran up and literally pulled a generous baguette slice, (with hummus spread donning its top), right out of another man’s hand, and as the individual was raising the appetizer to his own mouth to eat. My pet then gulped the forespice down in one gluttonous bite – whole – and too, gutturally barked at the man, awaiting more.
Granted, I HAVE taught my dogs to sit in little chairs at the table, as we eat our family dinner. I have taught them also, to intentionally scrape the meat off of each and every artichoke leaf that I extend their way, and to then let me retrieve the leaf back, (to thus discard it), as they wait for a taste from the tender artichoke heart. I have taught them good food. They know, for example, to pull the olive pulp away from the center stone as I hold out an olive, and to then let me take that little pit back, and away from their plate.
But I have also taught them to silently wait, while I recite the daily blessing over our food, out of gratitude, and at every meal. To witness them behaving like corybantic pirates therefore, that had bludgeoned for mere sport or sick thrill, (on that day at someone’s home), just didn’t add up.
When driving home, my husband and I deliberated over, “What in all Hades had just happened.”
We both had thought ourselves to be in good spirits that day, and weren’t aware of any odd energy that we’d unintentionally carted along. We contemplated the people in the room – every single one – and we discussed at length, the days that led up to that gala. Our dogs had consistently seemed “well.”
The next day however, when calling our pals to say, “Thank you,” I apologized profusely about the insane and tricky to justify “terrible dog behavior” that we’d contributed to the party as well, and I remarked that, “Oddly, dogs seem to pick up OTHER PEOPLE’S energy, and yet all folk at yesterday’s gathering seemed so very much OK.”
My friend then readily confessed, and as if it were a relief in many ways too, that it was HE, (and his mate), who’d had the knocked down and dragged out fight the night before that soiree, and too, on the day of their company coming. And so that whole, “Let them eat cake” thing, (what kind of cake, how many people attending), and the stress, mess, and duress, or all that jazz that goes into planning “a little birthday celebration,” had gotten the best of them. Whether we knew it, or any human sensed a blessed thing, didn’t matter. Dogs operate on energy that is present. That’s just how it’s done.
Save jumping tricks (in reward for cookies or bones perhaps) for a pup’s amusement, but don’t think for two minutes that you can trick or aptly fool the sensory perception of a dog. You cannot convince your beloved furry pal that all is so beautifully “well,” when it’s not. Go dissipate that nasty stuff, and before you even dare to enter their dwelling!
I was amazed at that moment, in that to a dog, one’s smile or one “pulling it together,” while ready to explode, cannot lie or be masqueraded as something else. The dog smells it, senses it, and takes it on full throttle even! And all while no mortals in the room have but a clue.
It’s downright fascinating and eerie, albeit enlightening to witness, how our four legged friends can so astutely apply that “6th sense,” and when we all may miss such a vibe, or wave of energy that’s floating about. So be it.
Make no mistake however, as if you do not go “fix” that seething attitude or suppressed resentment or ‘tinder box waiting to blow’ mentality that you are schlepping around, then your DOG is going to show you, and quite possibly in vast out of control ways, that you not only “Should have had a V8,” but that you have GOT to learn, how to chill.
There are two morals of this story, as I do see it, and in the best “Aesop’s Fables” sort of way. And those are to always touch metal before going near any electronic device, and to also touch MENTAL metal, before going within the parameters of any dog.
I suppose too, that if a young buck at The Sprint Store, expresses that, “You should never underestimate your own power,” (and on the week of your forty-second birthday nonetheless), then that’s a pretty good ‘something to be grateful about’ as well.
And so here’s to appreciating those special snuggly creatures that surely ignite such light and electricity in our lives, and to swiftly getting rid of any sparks that could harm them at all!
And here’s to possessing the wisdom, (and instinctive reflexes), to know, and to smoothly act out, the difference between the two. Therein lies the finesse.
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*Laurie-Beth Robbins is a writer, a passionate “Foodie-Wineaux” chick, and a dogaholic. She contributes a column to Dog House Diaries on the first of each month, and lives on the New Hampshire seacoast, with her husband and four dogs: Caviar, Tabouli, Voss, and Steak Tartare.

















